rose-rivers:

She told me that she did. She was all, “I don’t like that Carla is giving all her attention to a rock. I’m gonna kill it”. 

DO IT. SHE’S OUTTA CONTROL. 

THAT ROCK WAS MY ONLY FRIEND! SHE IS A SOCIOPATH!! 

I’ve been living under the same roof as her this whole time, I bet she didn’t even feel any remorse when she ate all of those go-gurts! Oh my god!

rose-rivers:

WAIT HOLD UP. HOLD THE FUCK UP. YOUR SISTER SUGGESTED THE CPR THING FOR NINNA. 

SHE DID WHAT?! Oh my gawd, I bet she was the one that killed my pet rock, too! She told me that he got into the pool on his own, but I knew he wouldn’t do that without his floaties, he didn’t know how to swim!

This is unacceptable. I’m locking her in the garage then. 

rose-rivers:

charlie-diaz:

I’M SURE THAT’S THE STORY YOU ALL CAME UP WITH! I trusted you with her, and this is how you repay us?! By telling her that Flo is going to be thrown to the tigers in the Elysium jungle?! Since when do we even have a jungle?! And the volcano was going way too far, she didn’t want to agree to the CPR plot so you came up with that convoluted plot?!

IT’S THE REAL STORY, THOUGH! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME. Yeah, well, I trusted her too but she turns around and feeds you lies! THE CPR THING ISN’T EVEN. OMG. I ACCIDENTALLY ALMOST HIT THIS GUY IN THE HEAD TWICE WITH A BASKETBALL AND VOLLEYBALL AND MY FRIEND WAS JOKING ABOUT HOW I WANTED TO KNOCK HIM OUT OKAY. 

How can I trust you when my sister is hiding in the garage and trying to find her Barney suitcase so she can run away to a country without internet access?! She’s already packing, the nutella is in her backpack! WHATEVER, my sister was trying to tell you how immoral it is to try to give someone involuntary CPR, that is not a joke! That poor kid probably has brain damage now, and he is traumatized, he can’t go to gym class anymore because he has nightmares that the volleyballs are trying to kill him!

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florence-parker:

YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS WHY I QUIT. YOU TWO ARE LIARS AND YOU LIKE TO BULLY PEOPLE. ELLY IS OUT OF THIS JOINT. TOODALOO MOTHAFUCKAS

Elly just told me that you’re all trying to kick her out of Elysium because she wouldn’t help you knock someone out and perform CPR on them?! What the heck, guise?

OH MY GOD. THAT LIAR. WHAT IS THIS. 

SHE IS NOT LYING I SAW THE TEXTS! She’s on the floor crying in the fetal position! She asked our mother to cancel our internet, what have you done?

…WE WEREN’T EVEN TEXTING. STOP IT. STOP. SHE THREATENED US WITH MAKING A SECRET CHARACTER AND LEFT LIKE A MAD WOMAN!

I’M SURE THAT’S THE STORY YOU ALL CAME UP WITH! I trusted you with her, and this is how you repay us?! By telling her that Flo is going to be thrown to the tigers in the Elysium jungle?! Since when do we even have a jungle?! And the volcano was going way too far, she didn’t want to agree to the CPR plot so you came up with that convoluted plot?!

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charlie-diaz:

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florence-parker:

YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS WHY I QUIT. YOU TWO ARE LIARS AND YOU LIKE TO BULLY PEOPLE. ELLY IS OUT OF THIS JOINT. TOODALOO MOTHAFUCKAS

Elly just told me that you’re all trying to kick her out of Elysium because she wouldn’t help you knock someone out and perform CPR on them?! What the heck, guise?

OH MY GOD. THAT LIAR. WHAT IS THIS. 

SHE IS NOT LYING I SAW THE TEXTS! She’s on the floor crying in the fetal position! She asked our mother to cancel our internet, what have you done?

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THIS CHICK IS ON CRACK GUISE. 

WOW AND NOW YOU’RE LYING TOO? WHEN DO THE LIES END?

WHEN YOU ADMIT THAT YOU HAVE PROBS!

YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS WHY I QUIT. YOU TWO ARE LIARS AND YOU LIKE TO BULLY PEOPLE. ELLY IS OUT OF THIS JOINT. TOODALOO MOTHAFUCKAS

Elly just told me that you’re all trying to kick her out of Elysium because she wouldn’t help you knock someone out and perform CPR on them?! What the heck, guise?

I can’t sleep. 

daniel-bledel:

A nap on the slide? Only you would do that, haha! That’s.. interesting. I’m sure gravity was on vacation. Otherwise you would’ve ended up on the ground.

I guess it’s not that common, and I can understand why, they’re uncomfortable for sleeping on. Pretty sure that’s what it was. At least it wasn’t a jungle gym or something though, I would’ve woken up, hit my head on a bar, and given myself a concussion.

I can’t sleep. 

daniel-bledel:

A slide? What were you doing on a slide? Wait, no. How did you not manage to slide off and land on the floor?

In answer to your first question, I was taking a nap. As for the second question, I don’t know, magic? I was in the bottom of the slide, and it was kind of slippery, but I managed to fall asleep without falling out somehow. Gravity was on vacation, I don’t know.